So, it's time for me to get a new car.
 
I currently have an Infiniti I35 Sedan; has 50 thousand miles. When I took it to California with me, I crashed the sh*t out of it. Like, it's literally destroyed. 
 
 My parents, being the generous people they are, and the creators of my good looks, have offered to pick up the tab for a new car.
 
The budget isn't anything spectacular--$15,000, but I'm grateful for it.
 
So I came here looking for advice.
 
Criteria:
 
- No more than 15,000.
 
- It's brand new, or has less than 5 thousand miles. 
 
- It doesn't come with a dead hooker in the trunk.
 
I may put some of my own money to help finance the car, so I'm not entirely a spoiled brat, but as it is, I have to pay for my own college, apartment, etc. 
 
Any help?