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Topic: The Way of the Future; The Way of the Future
Posted By: Interpol
Subject: The Way of the Future; The Way of the Future
Date Posted: 16/August/2006 at 8:19pm

I hate washing my f**king hands. I do it, but I dislike it.

In the worst scenarios involving hand-washing, I have to wash twice. Yes, f**king twice. If, for example, I take the trash out and suddenly have the urge to go to the bathroom, not only do I have to wash my hands before I piss, I have to wash after as well. Why?

I'm also a quick-flusher. I like to reach quickly for the handle after my work is done, and wash my hands even quicker. I clean them rapidly, but thoroughly. The thing that makes this habit of mine so uncomfortable is that when I flush the toilet, and wash my hands immediately after, the washing sound is drowned out by the flush. So when I'm leaving the stall or bathroom, any passer-by assumes that I didn't wash my hands.

Sometimes, the only way I can solve this is by wetting my hands and not drying them, this way people know immediately that I did in fact wash my hands; or that I just pissed all over them.

f**k.




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Posted By: Preach
Date Posted: 16/August/2006 at 8:32pm
I have an obsession with washing my hands. I probably do it about 40 times a day... rough estimate. I absolutely HATE the feel of any dirt, sweat, etc. etc. on my hands.

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Posted By: AquaNox
Date Posted: 16/August/2006 at 8:34pm
I assume you dont choke the chicken then, Preach?

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Posted By: Interpol
Date Posted: 16/August/2006 at 8:41pm
Originally posted by AquaNox

I assume you dont choke the chicken then, Preach?


Literally? Or... either way, it's inhumane.


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Posted By: NaeBlis
Date Posted: 16/August/2006 at 9:07pm
Howard Hughes, lolz
 
I maybe wash my hands 3 times a day..maybe, that includes showers and bathroom.
 
I also chew the sh*t out of my fingernails.
 
and I would eat with my hands at classy restraunts if it was socially acceptable.
 
I am nibblies, hear me rawr!
 
 


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Posted By: Jbanicar
Date Posted: 16/August/2006 at 9:41pm
That explains a lot now, Preach, lol.

*sneezes on his hands*


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Posted By: Despiron
Date Posted: 16/August/2006 at 9:48pm
wtf I have to register now!

well I haven't showered in 2 days but I wash my hands 5 times a day


Posted By: Preach
Date Posted: 16/August/2006 at 9:55pm
I don't do it because of germs or anything. It's just the feel of dirt, oil, grime... whatever... on my hands that bugs me.


Cleanliness is next to Godliness 


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Posted By: MadDawg
Date Posted: 16/August/2006 at 10:40pm
I shower everyday maybe twice if needed... But washing my hands isn't anything big, I do after going to the bathroom everytime no matter what.  When it comes to other dirt though I don't care, Maybe that is cause I grew up on a farm actually working and didn't have that silver spoon.


Posted By: donut
Date Posted: 17/August/2006 at 12:46am
Originally posted by Interpol

I hate washing my f**king hands. I do it, but I dislike it.

In the worst scenarios involving hand-washing, I have to wash twice. Yes, f**king twice. If, for example, I take the trash out and suddenly have the urge to go to the bathroom, not only do I have to wash my hands before I piss, I have to wash after as well. Why?

I'm also a quick-flusher. I like to reach quickly for the handle after my work is done, and wash my hands even quicker. I clean them rapidly, but thoroughly. The thing that makes this habit of mine so uncomfortable is that when I flush the toilet, and wash my hands immediately after, the washing sound is drowned out by the flush. So when I'm leaving the stall or bathroom, any passer-by assumes that I didn't wash my hands.

Sometimes, the only way I can solve this is by wetting my hands and not drying them, this way people know immediately that I did in fact wash my hands; or that I just pissed all over them.

f**k.

 
and I thought I was wierd..


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Posted By: Tybox
Date Posted: 17/August/2006 at 7:17am

Why is INTERPOL so cool?



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Posted By: NakataH
Date Posted: 17/August/2006 at 9:14am
im very weird when it comes to other people

unless im drunk (in which case im unaccountable for my actions) ill NEVER eat or drink somthing sombody else has bitten / drank from

but.. whats weird is ill let my cat eat from my mouth (like ill have some beef in my lips and he will bite it out) or ill get a big blob of butter on my finger and let him lick it and just carry on without washing that hand

i dont know why, i just cant stand other people touching my food or drink - my friend does it to annoy me somtimes like ill have a packet of biscuits.. and he will take one out of the packet im eating from and i wont want to eat them after that so he gets them all

:S

as for washing my hands not very often - i dont ever get ill so meh


Posted By: Jbanicar
Date Posted: 17/August/2006 at 10:27am
Fayaz has the sickness where one tends to write long, complex lines of code.


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