Originally posted by TyboxJohnny Cochran started out on one of those.
hmmmmm...I hope you ALL use hands free connections 90% of time, just don't rest the cell in your crotch.
*uses hands free connection and moves to pocket*
"No more brain cancer!"
*moves cellphone from pocket to coat pocket*
"No more prostate cancer!"
*moves cellphone from coat pocket to breast pocket*
"No more liver cancer!"
*moves cellphone from breast pocket to back pocket"
"No more breast cancer!"
*throws the cellphone away*
"No more cancer!"