H.P. is the victim of a hit/run flying car scenario, therefor completing the prophecy made by the drunk gypsy. That bad guy, H.P's arch rival, like taked over the world, instigating armageddon, where scientist are forced to create giant robots to combat the onslaught of magic casting n00bs (robots pwn wizards). Suddenly the robots go beserk, and like, start killing pretty little bunny rabbits. With no other the choice, we decide to hell with our lives like emos, and fire nukes at each other, in turn, causing a nuclear winter, where like, elves and mutant cockroaches fight each other for dominance with alien lazer technology.....

 

-I tell you, I have the strangest dreams....