what the hell?!

The beach. You know. Sand, surf, seagulls, creepy black dude who followed me for about a half mile and matched my pace and really weirded me out.

THE BEACH.

Duh.
 

Oh, that's not a banana hammock. It may LOOK like one but, I assure you... it's something far, far more sinister. And it'll cost ya $15 to know what it is.

Anyways, the creepy black dude followed me for a long time, so I got sorta weirded out and stopped... and he pasded me, but then he stopped too, standing almost right nect to me, and then he started a conversation about the weather.

So I was polite, and said yeah, weather's great! Then I started tossing rocks into the water, to see if he'd move on. But he didn't. He just stood there, tied his shoe, sorta lingered...

So I turned 90 degrees and walked back up the beach towards the road. When I turned back around he was walking the other way.

Keep in mind, I wasn't uncomfortable because he was black. I was uncomofrtable because he was a huge, creepy guy following me on the beach.
 

As an outsider, I would have to say, that this is by far the most entertaining thread I've ever read.

 

• Fayaz as the negotiator.
• Guru playing the role I enjoy playing, randomly popping in insulting people without actually calling them names.
• Preach, sorry, Peaches as the angry kid whose Transformer lost an arm.
• Fenix, for the fingersnapping comment (I enjoyed that one, thanks.)
• Me, for being the first to use bulletpoints in this thread.

Ahh. Good times.