So, I was with a girl from down south (an english reference just for Dart), living with her quite a while, lovely life, lovely house, good sex-life. We split up, she decided 'relationships are too hard'. I lose my lovely life, lovely house etc etc.

 

A few sidenotes, she was an MSN freak, loved her computer gizmos/gadgets, has a close friend in Ireland that she shares mp3s, movies, etc etc with.

 

So three years on, I havent talked to her in ages. I decide to do a google search on her username. Not much, few forum posts here and there...then woops, whats this...an edonkey link? I get curious and double clicky, i'm downloading a movie...called..well I aint gonna tell you the filename but its like this.

 

Date - Her username/My name?!?

 

So I download aforementioned link...Holy **bleep**, its me....on our old bed..doing....naughty things.

 

I get WORRIED...and do an edonkey search. HOLY CRAP, theres like 30 files.....i'm in the majority of em. I get worried, anxious, nervous, annoyed, sweary, ANGRY...then think. Ha, so what. I couldnt care less really, whats the chances of someone I know seeing it.

 

I phone up ex-girlfriend, and say '**bleep**, i'm in a friggin amateur porn movie....whats this **bleep**'

 

She had been recording our 'sessions' and sending them to her friend in ireland to watch, the friends have a **bleep**fight, irish friend gets pissy and puts the videos on the web. Ex-Girlfriend is worried to hell that she'll lose her very high paid job, her reputation will die, her parents (very strict) will disown her.

 

So my situation. Do I send these movies to friends/family/workers, as revenge for her videoing me, ending the relationship. Or do I forget it.

 

(this all happened last night, right now I've gone through all the anger phases, and am just in 'laugh my ass off' phase)

 

Raikonnen